My Dog Killed A Dog

So my dog killed another dog. #Thatisall

WHO'S THAT POKEMON????????????????

IT'S............

CHARIZARD

I just happened to walk past this mess one day... btw her SOCKS are ORANGE and THICK as hell.






-Z

Famous Ugly Couples

It is sooo funny to me how people can look at people and say "ewwww he/she is toooooo pretty to be with that person" 

YET

When Beyonce pretty self be out with UGLY A-Word Jay-Z, people SWEAR they are the cutest couple.....

How hypocritical.

People say that Michelle and President Barack Obama are an AMAZING couple.. the media even talks about her "fashion sense"...

BUT

No one ever mentions how Michelle looks like Jack Nicholson about the face...

See Those BROWS

I don't understand how you can say you love a famous couples with one pretty person and one ugly person, but talk S-Word about the regular couples with one ugly person and one pretty person.

All I'm saying is if you're not gonna admit and talk about ALL the ugly couples.. then don't say nothing at  ALL.

-Z

What's Up With That?

Here are the mind boggling questions that make me think as hard as this guy....

Sooooo LADIES. Are you unhappy with the way you were made? Who said it was a good idea to SHAVE OFF YOUR EYEBROWS AND DRAW THEM ON YOURSELF?


WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

In the words of Lady Gaga You were born this way.

Perhaps she wasn't just talking about looks and sexual orientation.. perhaps she meant you were born STUPID as well.. because that's how you look.

-Z

Real Fake Person vs. Real Person

People are soooo quick to call someone "phony" or "fake" or a "stunna/stunter/stunner" (however you choose to spell it). Well I'm here to question and then to answer my question concerning the topic.

After asking random 12 people what it means to be labeled as any of the aforementioned, basically I learned that anyone who acts a certain way with one group of people, but acts differently around another; and/or anyone who is overly excited (thirsty) to show off what they have to make themselves seem more socially appealing; OR anyone who talks about someone behind their back and/or acts as though they are friends with the person they secretly disrespected.

Well. All I can say is THAT'S F-WORD-ED UP. Here's why:

1. Comfort Levels: You may not be as comfortable around one group of people as you are another. Everyone to a certain extent behaves differently around different people. This does not make you PHONY. 12/12 people I questioned said they are quiet around people who they aren't close with. So if I'm around you, and I don't know you to well: I'm gonna be a MOUSE, but if you catch me with people I know I'm gonna be an F-ing PARTY ANIMAL.

2. Is it soooo bad to want to fit in?? What people don't understand is the daily and unspoken struggle to fit in. Call me crazy or wrong when I say this, but everybody wants and tries to fit in, whether it's conscious or not. Or.. What if that person is just really excited and about they s-word and want to show off their pride and joy. When people brag about their children, they're not labeled as a stunnting... their labeled as proud parents.. Why the double standard?

3. EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT PEOPLE BEHIND THEIR BACK. I don't even have to elaborate. Whether it's in depth gossip, laughing at someone's photos or clothes, discussing someone else's problems while they're not around. Does this make everyone Phony? No. Who cares. What if I'm thinking about someone and they're not around.. I have to wait for them so that I can discuss what I want to discuss?

In conclusion, either the ENTIRE F-WORD-ING WORLD IS FULL OF REAL FAKE PEOPLE or being "fake, phony or a stunna" is a part of being a REAL PERSON.